Thursday, December 24, 2009

Scans are up at MCAKG


Awwww- poor Kate's been fired!

Poor divorced Kate was fired from her new Momlogic show. The producers had a moment of clarity and said NO WAY to this bitch being part of the show!

‘Controversial’ Kate Gosselin Loses TV Gig

by Tracy Phillips
Dec 23rd, 2009 | 5:41 PM | Comments 129

Kate Gosselin just got dumped, again. (How’s that for a Merry Christmas?)

The TV mom has been cut from her upcoming TV series pilot … for being “too controversial,” reports RadarOnline.

Executives behind the proposed series ‘Momlogic,’ described as ‘The View’ for working moms, booted the polarizing ‘Jon & Kate Plus 8‘ star, fearing she’s too controversial. Producers allegedly also believe the mother of eight is “not ready for a full-time hosting job, even as part of a panel.”

Gosselin shot the pilot in September, appearing as one fourth of a hosting panel that includes Food Network star Paula Deen, Lee Woodruff and former ‘Early Show’ co-host Rene Syler.

Whether or not you’re a Gosselin fan, she still sounds like the most interesting part of that lineup. And the irony of it is, in Hollywood, isn’t it ‘controversy’ that sells?

Not everyone wanted her out, however. “There was a lot of arguing,” says a source, but Kate was ultimately dropped. The future of the series is now in question, according to Radar.

Mama Gosselin, who will still star in a new TLC show, was recently seen taping a hush hush ‘test’ segment for a series, but it’s unclear if this was for ‘Momlogic’ or another project Gosselin has in the works.

Don’t worry, Kate. There’s always ‘Dancing with the Stars.’

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Another Christmas Ditty

This was submitted to the blog.

Deck The Halls a la Gosselin

Deck the halls with boughts of money
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
We scammed people, isn't it funny
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our hooker heels
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Troll the nearest college bars
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
See us, see us, aren't we stars.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Slap Emerill and the kids of ours.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow Jon in screwing others.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell of shrewish mothers.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Put away the old sunglasses.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new year, we're both big asses.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we joyous, of our treasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Heedless of the kids and their pleasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

Scans and such

Scans are up at My Case Against Kate Gosselin.

Finally- the Andrews Ave house sold!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

An Early Katie Irene Christmas Carol

This was written when the news about Jon and Deanna and Kate and Steve came out.

I Saw Mommy Kissing her Bodyguard
apologies to T. Connor

I saw Mommy kissing her Bodyguard
Underneath the tanning bed last night.
She didn't see me creep
down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked
up in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then, I saw Mommy grope her bodyguard
Underneath his tshirt full of pecs
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Steve Neild last night.