Another Christmas Ditty

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Deck The Halls a la Gosselin

Deck the halls with boughts of money
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
We scammed people, isn't it funny
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Don we now our hooker heels
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Troll the nearest college bars
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.
See us, see us, aren't we stars.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Slap Emerill and the kids of ours.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow Jon in screwing others.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I tell of shrewish mothers.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Put away the old sunglasses.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hail the new year, we're both big asses.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Sing we joyous, of our treasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Heedless of the kids and their pleasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la