This was written when the news about Jon and Deanna and Kate and Steve came out.
I Saw Mommy Kissing her Bodyguard
apologies to T. Connor
I saw Mommy kissing her Bodyguard
Underneath the tanning bed last night.
She didn't see me creep
down the stairs to have a peep;
She thought that I was tucked
up in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then, I saw Mommy grope her bodyguard
Underneath his tshirt full of pecs
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Steve Neild last night.