8/31 Dude Ranch and Dress Up

Kate and Jon decided to break out of their normal gender roles and have the parents switch roles for the weekend (or whatever it was).

Kate is taking the boys to a dude ranch in Wyoming. The year goal for Kate was to take each child or a few on a trip. Ok..... I thought you did that last year.

The hope, she said, was that she'd be p-people free.

Kate shows up in her dangly ear rings, designer black jeans and tank- complete with hooker heels. WTF???

When the kids ask what kind of farming/ranching they do and they had to ask twice, Kate interjected with a "MOOOOOO". Kind of fitting, eh?

Meanwhile, Jon was at "their ranch" with the girls. (I thought it was the kids' ranch.) They did a scavenger hunt and Leah was pissy because she had to hold everything. Winners got to choose dessert. No drama there.

Kate (still in hooker heels) and the boys were off on four-wheelers- cause Kate "feels the need for speed". Top Gun, she ain't! And I found it more than a little upsetting that they were driving very quickly without protection. Kate though, seemed only interested in saying she'd like to race. Next "business" venture? Sleeping with the pitcrew?

She's tamed her hair somewhat.... still looks like shit.

Then it was off to the horses. Kate is now in jeans, a pink shirt and a pink hat-- with pink boots. What a pink cunt she was! the bose were in boots, jeans and matching shirts/hats. Poor kids. they looked a little too matchy matchy. Kate let everyone know she didn't like rules (although she likes making them!) and thought she was witty when she interjected with some "humor".

Kate gets up on a horse and so do the boys. On the confessional for the boys they had fun because the girls weren't there. The horses, according to the boys, pee and poop in their pants. Perhaps one of the kids rode a horse named Feces.

Back with Jon, they were staying with Jon a sitter. They went to the dentist. No screamin and issues. Apparently the kids have a lot of cavities. So much for the ORGANIC diet. Two for Leah and one for Alexis. That is an awful lot. (BTW, I think this was officially the 6th ep on teeth and the 5th for the kids alone)

Switching back to the boys, they were still riding. The boys taunted each other as they were on the horse. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. One of the kids says they can do what they want because Mommy is gone. While Kate finds an opportunity to get away from the kids and go out on her horse.

So Kate and her new "can do" attitude goes off in the mountains with one of the men-folk. Probably blowing him at Hidden Rock Cave. Then she admits the trip was to see if SHE could do it. Right. All for the kids, Kate. All.for.the.kids. She said she could cry, but didn't. Later they go on a walk with mom.

Meanwhile, Jon plays more games with the kids, including can and string telephone.

Then Kate sends the kids to "hang out" at the ranch and play in chicken shit while she learns to shoot a gun. But again, with her "can do" attitude, she's learning new things. This whole angle is not working, Kate. Then they did an egg and spoon race on horses. Whoop Whoop. Kate got shitty about ringing the dinner bell. Dumb bitch. Her kids chase a goat and molest kittens. What a way to parent.

Jon and the kids did a concert and played dress up. And so did Jon, which I have to admit was cool if it was sincere.

He mentioned the "custody schedule". LOL

Kate dressed up in an ugly brown tank, her pink hat and slutty cowboy boots. Kate gave the kids chicken feet to eat- I am sure they were ORGANIC. She was surprized they ate them. Collin licked the toenails. Yuck!

Overall, this was a -57 on the snoozer scale. It was very painful to write this recap.